1. late on a hot summer nite when you're having trouble getting comfortable, hang your foot over the side of the bed and remember that you have a stephen king novel on your night stand. stay in that position for 5 minutes.
2. late on a hot summer nite when you're getting ready to go to bed, let the dog out. stand in the door and look at the dimly-lit back fence. think about zombies and then walk to the edge of the porch. for bonus points, step into the yard.
3. watch signs. even in the daytime.
4. shortly after a hot summer nite becomes a hot summer morning, dream that a maniac with a french knife is chasing you, and he has just broken down the door to the room you're hiding in. wake up and immediately mistake the pile of clothes on your dresser paired with a jewelry box as someone standing at the foot of your bed. then close your eyes again.
5. oh, yeah. there's definitely someone in the kitchen. didn't you hear that?
there it is again.