i love how my hair behaves right after it's cut ... unless were talking about that day when i went to the hair cuttery on a whim and the stylist of the hour eliminated my bangs almost completely. yes ... it was sixteen months ago.
in other news, i hope everyone read the comments from july that indicate brad's return from months of silent meditation high in the cold of the alps. his return was marked with an excellent idea ... mandy and me on "the amazing race." i love that. we're totally there. i've even taken the liberty of scripting an episode:
day 17: a stroll thru a vietnamese rice paddy
[censored for sensitive viewers]
mandy [furiously dialing her cell phone, which has been dead for days]: why doesn't this damn thing work?
jody [lugging all the baggage except for one bag of shoes]: because it's been dead for days. i don't know why you can't accept that.
mandy: *bleep*
jody: i don't understand how rice grows.
mandy: i don't give a *bleep* how *bleep*ing rice grows. i just want to find a *bleep*ing cab and get the *bleep* out of here!
jody [passing out from heat exhaustion]: ...
mandy: i hate my hair.
CBS executive 1: this is the greatest episode ever.
CBS executive 2: we should hire brad.
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