toxic energy

ok, here are some very important things you should know about working here:

1. there’s always an easy way out. don’t be above taking it.
2. thermostats are props – drink coffee like everyone else.
3. driving rain can prevent non-smokers from taking their scheduled smoke breaks.
4. you don’t get paid any less to do busy work.
5. favorite co-workers: denise, bon jovi, enya, mom, cnn
6. apparently, paper weights are appropriate gifts in the electronic age.
7. we’re gonna need more time to re-contextualize the viral communities in order to embrace more synergistic idealizations.
8. chocolate cake and happy hour were made for each other.
9. i'm positive we've done this before.
10. this is good, but can it be less creative?